One-shot

Table of contents

• Jump to 2024 (1)
• Jump to 2021 (1)
• Jump to 2018 (1)
• Jump to 2016 (3)
• Jump to 2014 (1)
• Jump to 2013 (7)
• Jump to 2012 (1)
• Jump to 2011 (2)
• Jump to 2010 (2)

2024

• I Wish You Had a Blog

  15:30 · 4th Aug 2024

  In which I lament the fact that most of you don’t have a blog and how ChatGPT isn’t the intelligence its creators would like us to think.

2021

• The Good Coffee Guide

  11:32 · 4th Sep 2021

  In which I write a guide to help you drink better coffee.

2018

• I’m a 6′ White Guy, and I Spent a Year Getting out of Everyone’s Way

  07:00 · 7th Oct 2018

  In which I spent a year actively giving space to other people and realising just how much more spatial awareness women have.

2016

• Mice, Men and the Wonderful Wizard of Misogyny

  12:00 · 3rd Apr 2016

  In which I talk about the pest infestation we had and how it helped open my eyes to what women and marginalised people go through every day.

• Can You Handle Knowing This 1 Incredibly Hyperbolic Thing? You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!

  19:00 · 13th Mar 2016

  In which I sell my soul to create a title of a sensational or provocative nature, whose main purpose is to attract attention and draw visitors to a particular web page.

• Zodiacs and Their True Meaning

  09:00 · 10th Mar 2016

  In which we take a real close look at Zodiac signs, their meanings and most importantly, their true meaning.

2014

• A Letter From the Promised Land

  16:00 · 7th Sep 2014

  In which I pretend to be a turn of the 20th century immigrant who is writing home to the family and friends he has left behind for a brighter future in the new world.

2013

• Santa Goes Medieval on Everyone’s Asses

  23:26 · 24th Dec 2013

  In which I tell a short story about Lego santa wrecking havoc in a village with a fire-breathing Lego dragon.

• Like a Batpunch™ to the Dick

  11:06 · 10th Nov 2013

  In which, instead of reviewing Batman: Arkham Origins, I tell the story of Steven, henchman #537.

• Our Remastered Hero of Oakvale Returns

  22:29 · 21st Jul 2013

  In which I revisit the game Fable, first released ten years ago I have fond memories of it.

• Corvo’s Journal of Awesomeness

  01:30 · 5th Jun 2013

  Follow the self-proclaimed awesome adventures of Corvo as he stabs his way through Dunwall, seeking revenge for those who dissed his honour in Dishonored, a stealth action adventure game originally released in 2012, that I just got to on my to-play list.

• Let the Barbecue Season Begin

  22:37 · 3rd May 2013

  In which I talk about barbecuing as if I was doing a radio broadcast with music and all.

• The Other Kind of Green

  23:00 · 13th Apr 2013

  In which I talk about the basics of bean freshness and roasting my own beans using a Hot Air Popcorn Popper.

• The Worst Assassin in the World

  23:44 · 6th Apr 2013

  Hitman: Absolution was on sale—on Steam—for £4.99 so I couldn’t resist getting the latest instalment in the long running franchise that is the Hitman series. What follows is the recollection of a tale of failure and ineptitude because as it turned out, I am a pretty terrible assassin.

2012

• Anomalous Atmospheric Conditions

  14:42 · 11th Nov 2012

  In which I welcome you, dear traveller, to England by talking about the weather.

2011

• Coffees of the World, Part Three

  20:05 · 10th Jul 2011

  In which I conclude the coffee journey I’ve been on for quite a while.

• Dear Xbox (a Love? Letter)

  17:45 · 30th Apr 2011

  In which I break up with Xbox 360 and Microsoft Live.

2010

• The 10 Second Interview

  18:15 · 12th Jul 2010

  In which I interview myself in the ultimate exercise in narcissism.

• A Trip Down Nostalgia Avenue

  08:36 · 27th Mar 2010

  In which I play Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun Firestorm and get my ass handed to me by the enemy on Easy difficulty.