Aaah.
Easter.
With it, comes that splendour we all remember and cherish so deeply. The overindulgence of chocolates in the name of a dead fictional character from a monotheistic doctrine that I don’t particularly prescribe to.
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I think that’s probably enough religion for one post, right?
Yeah, let’s just move on and keep things super-duper-extra light and superficial from now on, okay?
Look over here! Look at the pretty picture I took of a blooming Cherry Tree outside of where I work.
![A blooming Cherry Tree](/assets/posts/2014/april/jesus-is-dead-lets-eat-chocolate/spring-signs.jpg)
But I suppose it’s not all about the chocolate.
“It’s totally about the chocolate.”
In the previous post “My Body: The Trash Receptacle” I mentioned eating healthier now than I ever had before and here’s the proof.
And by proof I mean a picture of a bowl of porridge. I’ll leave you to assume I ate this.
![A bowl of oatmeal porridge with apple sauce](/assets/posts/2014/april/jesus-is-dead-lets-eat-chocolate/breakfast-porridge.jpg)
Of course no Easter would be without its decorations. Thankfully—much like last year—I didn’t have to give it much thought as Rebecka and Lucien had all of that covered.
Instead I took the responsibility of thinking about what food we should eat during this festive season—with the additional request of lamb from Rebecka. To which I suggested Maris Piper Roast Potatoes and Rosemary and Garlic Roasted Lamb.
She approved and they lived happily ever after.
![A handcrafted witch on a broomstick](/assets/posts/2014/april/jesus-is-dead-lets-eat-chocolate/the-witches-are-flying-everywhere.jpg)
I’m sure by now you’ve figured out that this post is really all about the pictures. All of this, the writing in-between. Well, that’s just the lubricant to get you from one picture to another.
The mad rambling of a man in desperate need of another cup of coffee.
A joke building up to a bad great punchline.
![A chocolate egg hidden amongst a blooming flower](/assets/posts/2014/april/jesus-is-dead-lets-eat-chocolate/the-hidden-egg.jpg)
And that’s it for this time. So, go out there, think about Jesus, eat some chocolate, maybe slaughter a lamb or two but most important of all; Think about Jesus Eat chocolate.
![The yearly Easter card from the Eriksson family](/assets/posts/2014/april/jesus-is-dead-lets-eat-chocolate/easter-greetings-from-the-eriksson-family-2014.jpg)