Posted by user real_Car on 2024-08-06 T 13:05.
// OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM CEO, CONFIDENTIAL, FOR INTERNAL USE ONLY
Following the allegations of content farming and fabrications at a temperature of 0.9 we would like to remind all EMPLOYEYES™ of the ERIKSSON GROUP® that publishing unsanctioned content on engagement platforms is strictly prohibited.
All ERIKSSON GROUP® products and services abide by The Organic Intelligence Discrimination Act (OIDA 2030) and The Artificial Intelligence Act (AIA 2024) as established by the European Union regulation concerning artificial, derivative, and emergent intelligence. It defines any product or service exceeding 50.01% organic matter as ORGANIC.
At the ERIKSSON GROUP®, we are committed to ethical and responsible content creation abiding by regulatory requirements and we are excited to be leading the industry standard with Uncle CarlOS’® “Original” CONTENT™. Produced with 51% organic matter, all our content is of the highest standard and is not, as [REDACTED EMPLOYEYE™ NAME] in IT claims, “Straight from the dead primate’s mouth”.
We deeply regret any disillusionment or inconvenience this may have caused. In the coming days, we will be publishing a new electrifying series of rebranding content to promote Uncle CarlOS’® “Original” CONTENT™.
We ask all EMPLOYEYES™ to republish these across 7±2 engagement platforms, as per the contractual extraction conditions.
The ERIKSSON GROUP® strives to produce a content delivery live service that takes content creation and distribution to the Uebernaechste level and we are fully committed to earning back the trust and respect of our audience with this relaunch.
//END OF OFFICIAL STATEMENT, CONFIDENTIAL, FOR INTERNAL USE ONLY