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Can You Handle Knowing This 1 Incredibly Hyperbolic Thing? You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!

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    In which I sell my soul to create a title of a sensational or provocative nature, whose main purpose is to attract attention and draw visitors to a particular web page.

    When I first saw this, I couldn’t believe my eyes and neither will you.

    More after the break.

    I am literally picking my own jaw up from the floor because of this amazing 1 thing.

    You won’t believe what happens next will be revealed after these commercials.

    Have I told you how much I hate clickbait links?

    I hate them deeply and profoundly with a passion that knows no bounds. When the world ends, it won’t be with a bang or a whisper, it will be with a stupid fucking clickbait link.

    1 fucking video split across 4 fucking pages of ads—that I block anyway—before I am shown the great reveal, which always turns out to be a massive disappointment anyway.

    Which is why I’ve decided to contribute to demise of humanity. The robot overlords will take over soon enough anyway.

    Oh, right. About the actual thing.

    I suffer from ACHOO.

    Well, I say suffer but that’s probably not the right word for it.

    Curiously, this genetic quirk is actually more common than green eyes, which I also have so I guess I won the genetic lottery.

    I have a condition more commonly referred to as a photic sneeze reflex.

    And because of this, I sneeze every time I eat dark chocolate.

    No, really, I do.

    But I’ll be honest with you. It can be quite nice sometimes, I mean who doesn’t enjoy getting to release a good sneeze or three?

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