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The Luckiest F.O.B in the World(s)

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    In which I reveal that I’ve gotten married.

    Surprise bitches!

    By the way, F.O.B is my own invention, feel free to steal it.. Father Of a Bastard.. but in a none insulting way, more like a “lovingly Old English my son is a bastard child.. because we weren’t married”. But we and therefore I am married now, so hurray to me. I couldn’t be happier unless it was also Valentine’s Day on Monday… oh it is? Then awesome!

    Fridge magnets spelling out 'I got married'.
    Sometimes you have to say it with fridge magnets.
    Our wedding photo, with the caption 'Just married!' overlaid.
    Sitting in a random garden in the UK.

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